PornHub searches for Mrs Claus are up 400 per cent

PornHub has released its annual data, and there’s one Christmas character that everyone is horny for.

Not to yuck anyone’s yum, but I’ll never understand the need people have to sexualise the Claus family.

And yet, we have songs like Santa, Baby – and we have the cold hard facts that searches for Mrs Claus increase exponentially at Christmas.

According to data released by PornHub, searches for Santa’s leading lady has topped the list of Christmas character searches this Christmas. In fact, searches for Mrs Claus have increased by 401 per cent. Apparently Mrs Claus is quite busy this year.

PornHub searches for Mrs Claus top the Christmas character list.

It’s not all good (?) news for the old gal, however. Apparently her porno popularity has been in decline since its 2018 peak – which I feel relieved by, but also weirdly bad about feeling relieved by.

According to PornHub, she’s been having to share the sexy spotlight with searches for Santa (who came in second on the most searched list, with a 374 per cent increase), elf, xxxmas, Christmas orgy and elf hentai. Honestly, I’m just relieved Rudolph didn’t make the list.

Searches for Santa came in second, also increasing by more than double in the festive season.

Interestingly, apparently “hentai” (sexy Japanese manga and anime characters) was the top searched term all year, so the elves may as well get to join in. The second most searched term was “romance”, which more than doubled in searches this year – so it’s nice to see romance isn’t dead.

I mean, look, I personally love Christmas but it can also be a lonely and/or stressful time for a lot of people. So, however you need to escape (but still feel festive) I suppose.

So chuck on Santa Tell Me by Ariana Grande, grab the laptop, and have yourself a very merry Christmas.

Originally published as PornHub searches for Mrs Claus are up 400 per cent