Twisted Toys Bendigo names and shames sex toy snatchers in hilarious Facebook posts
A Bendigo sex shop plagued by shoplifters is exposing thieves with funny Facebook posts, publicly shaming the kinky crooks into coming back and paying for the nicked naughty items.
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A local sex toy shop plagued by shoplifters is exposing thieves with funny Facebook posts, publicly shaming the kinky crooks into coming back and paying for the nicked naughty items.
Twisted Toys Bendigo on Queen St is sharing CCTV of sex toy snatchers caught in the act, which staff say almost always results in the perp coming back and paying.
Undies, dildos and male sex aids are among a few of the purloined pleasure paraphernalia.
One woman was called out for pinching a sexy race girl role-playing outfit.
“This older lass was super keen to look good for her man that she forgot the outfit was in her handbag!!” shop management wrote.
“When approached in the store to look in her handbag, I was denied access, which makes me sad, but I’m really glad you didn’t mind when I said I’d post you on Facebook.
“Also you picked up an XL which I don’t think will fit your petite frame.”
Another bloke who pinched a pair of undies also copped the spotlight.
“Sir, we managed to remind you of a purple pair of ladies underwear, but the second pair were unfortunately, forgotten about.”
One bloke was busted literally running out of the store with an armload of stolen sex toys.
“You were quick to forget to pay, lets hope you’re quick to fix up your mistake.”
In another hilarious episode of naming and shaming Bendigo’s sex toy snatchers, management wrote a flattering description of the perps.
“Silly buggers forgot to pay for the two bullets they so desperately desired,” they wrote.
“Lass has minimal teeth, very dirty hands and barely any fingernails, very petite.”
Club X, the company Twisted Toys trades under and shop management were contacted for further tales of thievery.
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