Surprise truth about Jordan DeGoey revealed in home tattoo session

Collingwood superstar Jordan DeGoey’s new back tatt — courtesy of his partner in alleged New York crime Luke Dyson — is less surprising than what images of his home has revealed.

Who knew Jordan DeGoey was a minimalist neat freak?

Putting Kim Kardashian’s sparse white mansion to shame, the Collingwood superstar posted a video of him getting his mammoth back tattoo worked on while at his Brighton East house titled “home sessions”.

On the ink gun was Luke Dyson, none other than DeGoey’s co-accused when the pair faced court in New York after an alleged assault incident at a New York nightclub in 2021.

DeGoey shows off his back tatts. Picture: Instagram

By the look of his clean benches, DeGoey is handy with the Spray and Wipe. Picture: Instagram

The pristine house is literally sparkling. Picture: Instagram

But it was DeGoey’s clinically clean house that was as intriguing as the work being done on his back.

He either has a very good cleaner, or the Pies star has been hiding his affection for a clean space from his fans.

It certainly doesn’t fit the bad boy image which he has tried to get away from over the past 12 months.

Tyson checks his work. Picture: Instagram

Luke Tyson and DeGoey chat during the home tatt session. Picture: Instagram

The jaw-dropping tattoo is keeping with type and it is something – think a large King Kong like ape face baring his teeth, a helicopter soaring above buildings and the words Constant Chaos and Ascendancy emblazoned in calligraphy across his back.

The premiership player has an eye for property after offloading his Hampton East first home in 2022.

Showing off his new Brighton East development, with pool and contemporary sparse designs after bulldozing the property in May last year, DeGoey is building on not just his collection of tattoos but his property portfolio.

Jordan DeGoey at his clinically clean Brighton East home, getting a back tattoo from his mate Luke Tyson. Picture: Instagram

Roughy returns to the nest

Is Hawthorn starting to get the old band back together?

Word out of Waverley Park is that four-time premiership player Jarryd Roughead is returning to the Hawks nest after ending his association with St Kilda last month.

The former favourite son had been with the Saints since his retirement four years ago in a number of roles, most recently as part of the recruiting team.

He joined a long list of departures from Moorabbin since Ross Lyon took over as coach last year, with CEO Simon Lethlean the latest to get shown the door this week.