Page 13: AFL star notches impressive wedding haul

An AFL gun’s scoring power was on full display at the Melbourne wedding of a mate, where he certainly lived up to his on-field reputation.

There was much excitement about one of the groom’s friends at the Melbourne wedding.

What happens when you put an AFL superstar at a wedding?

A lot.

Page 13 was told of an off-season spring nuptials, where there was much excitement about one of the groom’s friends being in attendance.

And the footy star certainly lived up to his reputation on and off the field, gathering plenty of possessions at the Melbourne wedding.

It evoked old memories of another AFL champion whose great summer conquest of 100 in 100 days is the stuff of legend in the football world.

Sorry, we digress.

Back to our man who started his haul by getting busted in the act early in proceedings by a guest looking for the toilets.

After dusting himself off, the star got back into the party, raging on for a few more hours before calling it a night with a different guest, this one close to the wedding party.

But wait, there is more.

The following day our man rolled up to the recovery sheepishly swearing off the turps. However when you are on a roll, well, what’s another roll in the hay? We hear the beers came out again and so did another guest, taking the tally to three.