New dating app for former private school students is peak toff

Melbourne’s silver spoon private school set, with their upturned collars and horses on their shirts, are scratching their waxes and waved hair over new dating-site-on-the-block, Toffee.

In Sydney the silver spoons ask ‘Where do you live?”, while in Melbourne it’s “What school did you go to?”. Cringe.

But our boatshoers with their upturned collars and horses on their shirts are scratching their waxes and waved hair over new dating-site-on-the-block, Toffee.

Apparently not all private schoolers are created equal.

Melbourne’s top private schools don’t even make the list. Yet.

The world-first dating app exclusively for private schoolers recently launched in Australia. Toffee’s social calendar boasts events such as Portsea Polo and the Melbourne Cup.

But without a Scotch Collegian, Xaverian, or Melbourne Grammarian to be seen.

And not a mention of the girls at Merton Hall, known as Flirtin’ Hall by the boys down Domain Rd.

Nor do the future Housewives of Toorak at St Catherine’s and the budding princesses at Loretto and Lauriston crack a line.

What would Ja’mie have to say?

“Your dating app is so random.”

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