We need to talk about Pitbull’s tight white pants at the World Cup Opening ceremony
IT’S been branded “the biggest issue in Brazil right now” — Pitbull’s outfit at the World Cup opening ceremony. What was he thinking?
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PITBULL, aka Mr 305, Mr Worldwide and Lil’ Chico, now has a new nickname to add to his collection of monikers — Harry High Pants.
The American rapper was given the honour of singing at the World Cup opening ceremony in Brazil alongside Jennifer Lopez last night, but the problem is, no one knows what they sung because all anyone could focus on were his high-waisted, cropped white pants.
Pitbull donned loafers and a Brazil jersey tucked in — we repeat, tucked in — to the tight white capris for his performance in front of hundreds of millions of viewers. Brave man.
And he copped a serious amount of fashion flack in the process.
Buzzfeed called the trousers “diaper pants” and “mom jeans”, while Twitter users said he looked like the “the Cuban Simon Cowell”.
Pretty sure Pitbull's World Cup wardrobe was inspired by the @jimmyfallon "Tight Pants" skit. pic.twitter.com/ZSzv8TGaJk
— Alejandra Ramos (@nandita) June 12, 2014
so…Pitbull lost his luggage and borrowed JLo’s pants? http://t.co/sOmWpOpSpt
— Missinfo (@Missinfo) June 12, 2014
What's the opposite of timber because #pitbull pants are going up pic.twitter.com/XjX3JZqJ7V
— Valdo dos Santos (@ValdodosSantos1) June 12, 2014
Pitbull is looking well here isn't he? His shoes should have a party and invite his pants to come down and join in
— Michael McGowan (@mikemcgowan7) June 12, 2014
Pitbull's pants are higher than my grades.
— SafeyahCader (@SaffyCader) June 12, 2014
Urrmmm how do I turn down the brightness of pitbulls pants senhora pic.twitter.com/RbJNk9XzNf
— Leanne Mabey (@LeanneMabey) June 12, 2014
Pitbull looks like he'd be trying to sell you half price shots as you walk down the strip pic.twitter.com/6hfJV8c7F2
— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) June 12, 2014
The biggest issue in Brazil isnt drugs, violence, or corruption. Its Pitbull's high waisted pants
— Sanjay Nema (@BrownMagikk) June 12, 2014
Did they not have a sparkly leotard in Pitbull's size? #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/HWd07iDCNE
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) June 12, 2014
Unsurprisingly, the tighty whiteys now have their own Twitter account @pitbullspants and were more than happy to chat with this reporter:
@Ali_Stephenson_ let's talk!
— Pitbull's Pants (@pitbullspants) June 13, 2014
@Ali_Stephenson_ don't mind it one bit, people been talking about me for years...but in the end, its all ab supporting my man @pitbull
— Pitbull's Pants (@pitbullspants) June 13, 2014
Lopez, on the other hand was wearing no pants at all, opting for a skimpy leotard with tassels on the back.
But not even her busty sequined bodysuit could distract from the intensity of his pants.
For the record, Pitbull, Lopez and Brazilian singer Claudia Leitte sang the World Cup anthem, We Are One (Ole Ola).
And despite the trouser trouble, the rapper still has one fan out there:
People be dissing Pitbull's pants and I don't even think you people understand HOTNESS.
— Plain Jane (@plainjane) June 12, 2014
There’s only one thing left to say: “Dale!”