Kim Kardashian flaunts flesh leaving us to worry that she has no clothes left to wear

DON’T know about you but don’t you feel like we’re really getting to know Kim Kardashian’s breasts? Has she run out of clothes?

PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 25: (L-R) Kim Kardashian and Kanye West attend the Lanvin show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2015 on September 25, 2014 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

DON’T know about you but don’t you feel like we’re really getting to know Kim Kardashian’s breasts?

They have turned into that lovable but slightly pesky family member - the one who keeps popping up, but at times, tends to appear more often than you really want them to.

Kim Kardashian attends the Valentino show in July.

Kim Kardashian attends the Lanvin show as part of the Paris Fashion Week on September 25.

There is no doubt the Hollywood Tape must have been working overtime in gay Paree too, actually keeping Kim’s exquisite décolletage in view and in mighty fine form.

Kim and husband Kanye West were heading to the highly anticipated and up market Balmain fashion show in Paris last night, Mrs West dressed in a jacket that could only be described as well, wildly risqué.

Kim Kardashian in Paris, France in October last year.

Kim Kardashian attends the 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party in March.

One unexpected move and bam! Helloooo shoppers!

With all this flesh on show - guess we could give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she ran out of clothes - I am getting concerned about where Kimmy goes from here?

Her penchant for flashing flesh isn’t new - but this time it looked just kinda ridiculous.

Memo to Kim: always pack a spare singlet. Or even bra.

Kim Kardashian in August this year.

Kim Kardashian attends the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards in August this year.

Even more questionable in clothing land is the running gear actor Shia LaBeouf wore for a charity marathon in Amsterdam.

OK, we get running gear. We do.

And it’s enough to have to cope with seeing boys bits and packages wiggle around in cycling shorts every day of the year.

But the whole purple tights enchilada is just too much.

We’re glad he’s doing his bit for charity but perhaps Shia just wanted to show off his beef.

Oops, perhaps we mean his beouf.

Shia LaBeouf runs marathon around the Stedelijk Museum for symposium Metamodernism in Amsterdam, Netherlands.

Shia LaBeouf and his mad, mad, running gear.

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