Batman’s penis revealed in new DC comic

THE caped crusader’s junk has been revealed in a new DC Black Label comic and people are losing their minds.

HOLY humdinger, Batman!

The latest instalment of comic books starring the Caped Crusader comes with a racy reveal: Bruce Wayne’s naked weenie.

The NSFW glimpse (which you can see uncensored here) appears in Batman: Damned, the third title from DC Comics’ new Black Label imprint, which is aimed at producing grittier, more mature content.

Batman's penis is revealed in new comic. Picture: DC Comics

Writer Brian Azzarello and illustrator Lee Bermejo, who also worked together on the edgy graphic novel Joker, inserted the penile panel after Batman suffers a brutal stabbing in a Gotham City alley and awakens to discover that his wounds have disappeared. Naturally, he has to make a full inspection.

The book’s plot makes for a departure from Bruce Wayne’s suave composure and hints at the character’s deeper psychological demons.

Still, while Batman’s mind may be breaking, his body is breaking the internet.

I can't believe the phrase "Batman penis" will be in my search history forever.

— HAUNTED PLAYSTATION MINI (@YSSMAN) September 19, 2018

Y'all, I've had a weird enough week. I've already been forced to think about Toad in relation to a penis. Do I really need to have Batman's penis be top of mind right now, too?

— Britton Peele (@BrittonPeele) September 19, 2018

in the past two days i've found out i have a bigger penis than both the president and batman i'm feeling myself rn

— brady (@bray_guevara) September 19, 2018

imagine the responsibility of being the first artist to OFFICIALLY draw batman's penis

— Sonia (@Sonia_P_L) September 19, 2018

Batman’s penis eh?

This is what we’ve come to.

Wonder what he calls it?

Batdick
Batcock
Batschlong
Batpole
Batawang
🤷🏻‍♂️

Wtf am I even writing here? Haha

— ∇ILΣ 💀 (@Vileself) September 19, 2018

This is how Batman will reacts when he logs onto twitter and finds everyone is talking about his penis. pic.twitter.com/qAvCZDaJnP

— The Trash Man Cometh (@EdHasTweets) September 19, 2018

This article was originally published on the New York Post

Originally published as Batman’s penis revealed in new DC comic