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‘Never touch another man’s balls’: Cheeky pool ball act sparks pub brawl

An incredible viral video of a wild pub brawl shows why you should never touch another man’s balls when he’s trying to break.

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An incredible video of a wild pub brawl shows why you should never touch another man’s balls when he’s trying to break.

We’ve all been there. It’s been a tough day at work, you hit the pub, order a beer and settle in for an evening of pool and questionable conversation.

You psych yourself up for a big break to get your game off to a flyer, but then imagine somebody moves your cue ball at the last moment.

Well, that’s exactly what happened to a short-tempered man in a mystery UK pub on Tuesday, and the CCTV of what happened has now taken the internet by storm.

Easy, tiger.
Easy, tiger.

The clip, posted alongside the caption “Never touch another mans (sic) Balls” has been viewed over half a million times.

It shows two men can be seen leaning over a pool table to pick up their cues as half a dozen other patrons sit at tables around the room.

One of the men in a black Nike sweatshirt, stands at the head of the table as he prepares to take his shot.

He appears to ask a third man, who is wearing a black T-shirt, to move out of the way after he started a conversation with his opponent.

But the man in the black T-shirt seems to be unhappy at the request and retaliates by throwing the cue ball off the table.

The pool player takes a violent swing at the victim’s head which causes him to stumble.

He then leans in with flurry of punches which send the victim flying into a table before he tumbles over a stool.

The attacker is held back and leaves the pub as the man in the black T-shirt remains lying on the floor.

Check out the reactions from the two blokes sat behind the melee.
Check out the reactions from the two blokes sat behind the melee.

Incredibly, as the victim falls through a table, a man with an incredible sense of fashion manages to ensure his drink doesn’t spill.

He picks it up, nonchalantly steps over the man on the floor and walks off as if the buzzer has just gone for his chicken parmy.

Just to clarify, he is wearing a white T-shirt, shorts, black socks and white thongs. To the pub. Who said the British don’t know how to dress.

It doesn’t appear as if anyone anybody else in the pub seems to care too much about what’s happened either.

Suss out the two blokes sat closest to the camera having a pint. They turn around briefly to see what’s going on and then just continue their drinks as if nothing happened.

“So you were saying …”
“So you were saying …”

What an enjoyable a night out.

Originally published as ‘Never touch another man’s balls’: Cheeky pool ball act sparks pub brawl

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