Gold Coast kindergarteners talk all things Santa, from how he gets into their house to rating his gift-giving

FROM using his reindeers to bust down their door to rating his gift-giving skills: Gold Coast kindergarteners gives their low down on Santa.

Father Christmas/Santa Claus. Salisbury Christmas Pageant 2014. Picture: Stephen Laffer

OH, to be a kid at Christmas again.

With Santa Claus coming to town in just over two weeks, the teeny tots at Bauer Street Community Children’s Centre in Southport set some time aside from their busy finger painting schedules to talk all things St Nick.

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News story on asking kindy kids questions about Santa Claus. Valentino D'Adderio, 4. Picture: JERAD WILLIAMS

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But their imaginations really ran wild when they each gave their own, often incredibly thought-out, explanation on how Santa does his job.

Here’s what they had to say:

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

Valentino D’Adderio, 4

“Batman, Hulk, rocket ship, Spiderman, Ironman, Iceman, toy trains and a trumpet. Tell Santa I want 10 presents.”

Neha Rathi, 5

Oliver Clarkson, 4, says Santa uses a chainsaw to get into his chimney-less home. Picture: JERAD WILLIAMS

“I want a Barbie doll, a yoyo and a pair of boots for me, my Mum and my Dad because Santa never leaves them presents.”

Luca Rincon, 5

“There’s a pretend monkey at Target that wees and poos. I really want it.”

HOW DOES SANTA GET IN HOUSES WITH NO CHIMNEY?

Cooper Bailey, 4

“The house is locked so I open the front door for him.”

Oliver Clarkson, 4

“He gets a big chainsaw and cuts a hole in the roof.”

Hattie Lee, 4

“He has magical powers and gets the elves to make him a big key and then he puts magic on it so it can open all the doors.”

Salena Burgess, 4

“I think he digs a hole or gets the reindeers to push the door down.”

Salena Burgess, 4, says Father Christmas puts his reindeer to good use. Picture: JERAD WILLIAMS

HOW DOES SANTA TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT?

Hudson Lee, 4

“The train people pick him up from his house and he catches that because it’s really fast.”

Darcy Lynton, 4

“He has Rudolph who has a shiny nose and is really fast.”

Ava Cassar, 4

“He has a fast sled that goes 1000.”

Ava Cassar, 4, says Santa’s sled is supercharged. Picture: JERAD WILLIAMS

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO SANTA IF YOU MET HIM?

William Thomasson, 4, wants to move to the North Pole with the man in red. Picture: JERAD WILLIAMS

Madison Phelan, 4

“I really like mermaids and Santa knows everything so I’d ask him if mermaids are real.”

William Thomasson, 4

“I love you more than Mum and Dad and I want to come live with you and go for a ride in the sleigh.”

Lucas Ray, 4

“I’d ask him where the presents are. Then I’d help him go get them.”

DID SANTA EVER LEAVE YOU A PRESENT YOU DIDN’T LIKE?

Jack-John Rigby, 4

“Yeah, undies.”

Eve Yorath, 4

“There was a dress in my stocking and I don’t like to wear dresses.”

Ethan Pinkerton, 5

“He left me a box of green buttons. I didn’t like it.”

Jack-John Rigby, 4, wasn’t so impressed with getting undies one year. Picture: JERAD WILLIAMS