Activists hold ‘Small Dong March’ to end shaming of tiny penises

Activists have hit the street in force carrying signs with some crude messages as they seek to put an end to the shaming of small penises.

It’s not the size of the protest — it’s what you do with it.

Dozens of men have hit the streets for a “Small Dong March,” seeking to end the so-called “shame” associated with having an undersized penis.

The demonstration took place in Los Angeles and was organised by YouTube stars Chad and JT.

“Some people are embarrassed to show up. If you have a small dong, the truth will come out. So own that truth,” the organisers pleaded while promoting the penis protest on Twitter.

Activists assembled in the area at 10am last weekend — although the length (and girth) of the march wasn’t publicised online.

Participants paraded through the streets, brandishing eye-catching placards and chanting in unison.

Protesters marched to protest small penis shaming. Pictures: Reddit

Men and women were among the throng. Pictures: Reddit

It takes real balls to march in this protest. Pictures: Reddit

“All dongs are created equal!” one participant’s sign exclaimed.

Others held up homemade posters claiming Jesus Christ and Tucker Carlson both had small penises.

Unsurprisingly, several signs were crude in nature, including one which read: “My dong is not a choking hazard.”

One participant brandished a crude sign during the demonstration. @AshleyGWinter

What better way to spend your Saturday. Pictures: Reddit

Several demonstrators insisted they were simply attending the march as “allies” and claimed they were actually well-endowed. A number of women also hit the streets in support of the cause.

One startled passer-by recorded footage from the protest and shared it on TikTok.

The video featured passionate participants chanting “Motion of the ocean!” as they made their way through LA’s Downtown area.

“This is my kinda movement,” one quipped, while another dryly remarked, “People really be protesting anything these days.”

One passionate protester posed with his placard prior to the kick-off of the march. Twitter: @FlyingOverTr0ut

Though men with smaller-than-average appendages may face some shaming, it’s not all bad news.

Last year, an OnlyBuy survey found that the biggest earners tend to have the smallest penises.

Men packing 8cm penises — apparently the threshold for a micropenis — made an annual income of about $76,780 USD on average, according to the report.

Not only that, but males with 10cm penises were more likely to be promoted.

— New York Post

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