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Indian captain Virat Kohli does the impossible and makes us like and respect the Aussie team again

Yeah, OK, he’s Indian, but Test captain Virat Kohli deserves to be named Australian of the Year for doing the impossible – making us like and respect the Australian team again, writes Greg Davis

India's captain Virat Kohli (C) sits on the players bench at the end of second Test cricket match between Australia and India in Perth on December 18, 2018. (Photo by WILLIAM WEST / AFP) / -- IMAGE RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE - STRICTLY NO COMMERCIAL USE --
India's captain Virat Kohli (C) sits on the players bench at the end of second Test cricket match between Australia and India in Perth on December 18, 2018. (Photo by WILLIAM WEST / AFP) / -- IMAGE RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE - STRICTLY NO COMMERCIAL USE --

Ladies and Gentleman, it is with great pleasure that we present Mr Virat Kohli – your 2019 Australian of the Year.

Virat Kohli basks in his own reflection, soaking in the greatness through his legendary pores.
Virat Kohli basks in his own reflection, soaking in the greatness through his legendary pores.

Sure, Tim Paine’s banter bunny is an Indian citizen (which could be a slight complication according to the award’s criteria) but there’s no doubt that Kohli has achieved the near impossible for our great nation.

He’s got us to like and respect the Australian cricket team again.

A small army of marketing and PR types would have made a fortune in the past 10 months after the awful “Sandpaper-gate’’ affair in South Africa, trying to rebuild the team’s damaged brand.

They were on the nose but it was a long time coming as the team was becoming increasingly unlikeable with David Warner the posterchild for the – at best – indifference – and at worst – embarrassment and fury.

Kicking the Australian cricket team when it was down became a national sport – just look on social media when a Marsh brother comes out to bat.

But as soon as Captain Yappy started kicking sand in our face ... well, that was it. We drew a line in said sand.

It’s OK for us to have a crack at the Aussies but as soon as someone else does, then it’s a case of “whoa, whoa, whoa, easy there Tiger. Pull your head in, champ’’.

Kohli’s behaviour at the end of Day 3 and the start of Day 4 in Perth was appalling. It is irrelevant how good a player he is, that was rubbish.

Virat Kohli sticks his imposing and powerful chest into the weak, pitiful excuse for a torso of Australian captain Tim Paine. Picture: AAP
Virat Kohli sticks his imposing and powerful chest into the weak, pitiful excuse for a torso of Australian captain Tim Paine. Picture: AAP

You cannot run in between deliveries and bark at opposition players like he did. You cannot run into a spot that is in the direct line of the batsmen running between the wickets, like he did.

He called it banter. But it was bullying.

And it was the worst kind of cowardly bullying because it was done in the knowledge that the Aussies had both arms tied behind their back given the spotlight on their behaviour.

If any Australian carried on like that, they would be crucified but Kohli is untouchable.

The hypocrisy is as mind-boggling as it is infuriating.

The ICC, match referees and umpires simply won’t pull him up and they should be ashamed of that lack of action. It’s a joke.

Tim Paine has the honour of shaking the great Virat Kohli’s hand. Rumours abound that he has vowed to never wash his hand again.
Tim Paine has the honour of shaking the great Virat Kohli’s hand. Rumours abound that he has vowed to never wash his hand again.

But Paine wasn’t copping it. He stood tall and owned the multi-millionaire motor mouth with some genuinely funny verbal shots, gritty batting and outstanding captaincy.

Kohli picked a fight with the wrong little Tassie scrapper. The kind of scrapper with the diploma from the school of hard knocks that we love as a sporting nation.

We rallied around Paine and his boys because they did what we need to see in our cricket team – they fought the good fight. They dug in, battled and got the job done with tough, hard cricket.

They managed to shut Kohli up in a performance to be proud of as Paine showed why he is the captain we need.

Valdman Cartoon.
Valdman Cartoon.

Kohli is one of the greatest batsman to ever wield the willow – just ask him – but he wants this series victory so badly that he is in danger of losing the plot.

His players are arguing with each other, his openers can’t hit it off the square, they can’t clean up our wagging tail and they have injury dramas as well.

They are under the pump heading into the Boxing Day Test in Melbourne but India could very well still win this series with Kohli to the fore.

The Aussie top order is still very brittle and you worry about the workload being put on the fabulous bowling quartet in a rapid-fire four-Test series.

But whether or not Australia reclaims the Border-Gavaskar Trophy, Paine and his troops have given us a national cricket team we can like, respect and can cheer for again.

And that’s a very big win.

Thankyou for that Virat.

Thankyou.

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