Good vibrations: Raunchy race gets Mad Cow buzzing

Flinders Street punters can get their weekend off to a raunchy start with a new risque racing event on Townsville’s nightclub strip.

Flinders Street punters can get their weekend off to a raunchy start with a new racing event on Townsville’s nightclub strip.

The Mad Cow is hoping for plenty of good vibrations when it hosts its first ‘National Dildo Race’ tonight.

Mad Cow Tavern will be hosting its National Dildo Races tonight. Bartender Kristian Bowkett 21, with the winners trophy. Picture: Alix Sweeney

Venue manager Brandon Webster said the titillating event, which would involve six rounds and a final each week over October, would be hotly contested.

“They’re all the same dildos with the same batteries,” he said.

Entrants can pick up a ticket on the door and will be handed a vibrating sex toy which will be lined up against other entrants on a specially designed track.

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Mad Cow bartender Kristian Bowkett 21, gets a dildo race started. Picture: Alix Sweeney

The winner is the first dildo to cross the finish line in its entirety.

The winner of the final wins a $150 drinks voucher and a phallic trophy.

“We’ve been waiting on this for a bit,” Mr Webster said.

He said eased COVID-19 restrictions would allow punters to stand and watch the action.

The dildo race replaces the venue’s weekly karaoke night this month.

Originally published as Good vibrations: Raunchy race gets Mad Cow buzzing