Classic fairytales rewritten for a politically correct Victoria
FROM ‘Inner Beauty and the Trans-Species Oppressor’ to ‘Jaq and the Soy Bean Stalk’, we rewrite a few fairytale classics to make them completely acceptable in PC Victoria.
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AS kids’ fairytales are set to go under the gender microscope in the state’s public schools, the Herald Sun’s Mitchell Toy revises a few of the classics to make sure they’re completely acceptable in politically correct Victoria.
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