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Here's why she dumped him: Break-up letter goes viral

AN American woman's detailed list of hilarious reasons why she broke up with her boyfriend has gone viral.

Dumped letter
Dumped letter

AN American woman's detailed list of hilarious reasons why she broke up with her boyfriend has gone viral.

The note titled "Why I'm dumping you" was posted to social media website Imgur on Wednesday.

In the note, a woman lists 20 reasons why she's parting ways with her now-ex boyfriend.

The reasons include; "You can name all of the dudes in 1 Direction", "You eat your cereal with water instead of milk" and "You have one-too-many posters of Michael Phelps in a Speedo.

She also states, "You used air quotes when you talked about the moon landing", "You insist on calling the president Barack Hussein Obama" and "You used the phrase 'Jay Leno said the funniest thing...'"

She says, "It's not cousint, it's cousin", "Snow Dogs is your favourite movie", "Vegans to not eat bacon, dumbass" and "Your favourite actor is Kirk Cameron".

It appears her former beau struggled with even the basic social niceties. "You wore sweatpants to my grandma's funeral - and NO it doesn't matter that they were black."

The letter ends with a final, "Have a nice life!"

Original URL: https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/heres-why-she-dumped-him/news-story/c68c9b7277c34a22a8a72efce3a73cb5