Thursday Noticeboard
Today's noticeboard is brought to you by Australian actress Holly Valance's beauty and beautiful thinking.
Please consider this a partial antidote to recent unpleasantness:
“Everyone starts off as a leftie and then wakes up at some point… and then realises what crap ideas they all are, then you go to the rightâ€
— chris mate 🞠(@ChrisLXXXVI) February 7, 2024
Based Holly Valance 🔥 pic.twitter.com/APpUlpLsDh
Friday Noticeboard
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