Sunday Noticeboard
Today’s noticeboard is brought to you by the woke nightmare that is Google.
From basic searches to its new AI history-correction device, Google is junk. Like Jay Bhattacharya, I pine for a time nearly 20 years ago when Google was a solid go-to:
I'm trying to remember the exact year I realized that @Google search had become unusable. 2017? 2018?
— Jay Bhattacharya (@DrJBhattacharya) February 24, 2024
Certainly useless by 2020, when Google became a propaganda arm of the CDC.
Nowadays I use @brave search. It's better than 2024 Google, but I really miss 2005 Google.
Click that link for numerous informative comments.
Note: the illustration for this post was created using ChatGPT. I asked it to “please show a sad man's reaction to lame search engine results”, and ChatGPT – without prompting – decided to include Google.
Clever.
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