Sign the Petition and Make a Gentle Six-Tonne Marine Mammal Very Happy
The gentle art of petitioning will never vanish while devoted practitioners such as Kevin Rudd do their very best to keep it alive and thriving.
In fact, Kevni now inspires a new petition at this very site:
We the undersigned demand that former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd be given to an orca as a pet.
Yours sincerely,
Everybody
Friday Noticeboard
Today’s noticeboard is brought to you by a daring public experiment. In Sydney this week, intrepid social engineers attempted to discover what happens when you combine feminism, comedy and an audience of sad wokens.
Surely No Such Damning Evidence Exists
To those who describe incoming governor-general Sam Mostyn as a lifelong activist hack whose unimpressive record can’t help but cheapen her office, I say: show me the proof.
Wednesday Noticeboard
Today’s noticeboard is brought to you by J.K. Rowling’s finest literary achievement.
Chris “Two Jets” Bowen and his Flights of Fancy
British Labour had John “Two Jags” Prescott. Australian Labor can beat him by an order of magnitude. They’ve got Chris “Two Jets” Bowen.
Easter Monday Masky Marxist Noticeboard
Today’s holy noticeboard is brought to you by a multitude of Covid-masked Marxists at a Melbourne Marxism Marxathon.
Fitzy Visits the Dark Emu Disco
Peter FitzSimons and his fellow Voice advocates argued throughout 2023 that Aboriginal primacy demanded constitutional change and an additional parliamentary wing.