CLEMENTINE HITS THE WALL
It’s always a good idea to remain within the limit of your abilities.
It’s always a good idea to remain within the limit of your abilities.
For example, the reason Fairfax feminist Clementine Ford uses four-letter words …
.@realDonaldTrump Can't spell 'cunt' without u, Trumpy.
— Clementine Ford (@clementine_ford) January 30, 2017
… is because longer words are just too difficult:
That's not 'fake news', you puscilanimous ferret. It's called incorrect political forecasting. Gosh you're an imbecile. https://t.co/A4XDNLr8y5
— Clementine Ford (@clementine_ford) January 29, 2017
Clementine can’t spell pusillanimous without a dictionary, two sub-editors, her publisher, some instructive mansplaining, a Google search and a trained helper monkey to actually type the word.
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McDonald Trump has his foes in panic mode
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Friday Noticeboard
Today’s noticeboard is brought to you by a daring public experiment. In Sydney this week, intrepid social engineers attempted to discover what happens when you combine feminism, comedy and an audience of sad wokens.
Surely No Such Damning Evidence Exists
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