CLEMENTINE HITS THE WALL
It’s always a good idea to remain within the limit of your abilities.
It’s always a good idea to remain within the limit of your abilities.
For example, the reason Fairfax feminist Clementine Ford uses four-letter words …
.@realDonaldTrump Can't spell 'cunt' without u, Trumpy.
— Clementine Ford (@clementine_ford) January 30, 2017
… is because longer words are just too difficult:
That's not 'fake news', you puscilanimous ferret. It's called incorrect political forecasting. Gosh you're an imbecile. https://t.co/A4XDNLr8y5
— Clementine Ford (@clementine_ford) January 29, 2017
Clementine can’t spell pusillanimous without a dictionary, two sub-editors, her publisher, some instructive mansplaining, a Google search and a trained helper monkey to actually type the word.
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