AND HE SAID ...
Peter FitzSimons – the columnist who apologised to Osama bin Laden – tells a touching domestic tale:
With my son, not long ago, I was playing chess and I was white and he was black and I was winning and he started crying. And I said, `Why?' And he said, `Because this reminds me of what happened to the Aboriginal people.'
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