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NFL Blitz: Dallas Cowboys accidentally admit they suck ahead of trip to London

IT USUALLY takes a lot for a professional sports team to admit it sucks. But not the Dallas Cowboys.

ARLINGTON, TX - OCTOBER 19: Tony Romo #9 of the Dallas Cowboys signals to a reciever as Mike Patterson #93 of the New York Giants applies pressure in the second half at AT&T Stadium on October 19, 2014 in Arlington, Texas. Ronald Martinez/Getty Images/AFP == FOR NEWSPAPERS, INTERNET, TELCOS & TELEVISION USE ONLY ==
ARLINGTON, TX - OCTOBER 19: Tony Romo #9 of the Dallas Cowboys signals to a reciever as Mike Patterson #93 of the New York Giants applies pressure in the second half at AT&T Stadium on October 19, 2014 in Arlington, Texas. Ronald Martinez/Getty Images/AFP == FOR NEWSPAPERS, INTERNET, TELCOS & TELEVISION USE ONLY ==

CHECK out what you might have missed in week nine in the weird and wacky world of the NFL.

COWBOYS ARE THE WORST HASHTAG CREATORS

Most NFL fans thought the Dallas Cowboys might wait until after their game against the Jacksonville Jaguars in London on Sunday before declaring whether they suck or not.

But the Cowboys were way ahead of everybody as they flew out for England ahead of their crucial NFC East Week 10 fixture.

In one of the more unfortunate Twitter hashtag gaffes seen in professional sport, the Cowboys forgot to check what else #CowboysUK might spell...

After winning six games on the trot but losing their last two, the Cowboys might suck at the moment, particularly after quarterback Tony Romo wrecked his back and is unsure if he’ll be right to play again this week.

But perhaps running their hashtags past at least three people before going public with them would be a good idea from now on.

Washington has hit back at people who have complained officially about the team’s ‘Redskins’ name
Washington has hit back at people who have complained officially about the team’s ‘Redskins’ name

WASHINGTON TO SUE NATIVE AMERICANS?

Wait, what? Yes, you read correctly. The Washington Redskins have been under fire all season, urged to change their name by Native American groups who believe the ‘Redskins’ part of the franchise is derogatory and insensitive.

Washington owner, Dan Snyder as he appeared in South Park.
Washington owner, Dan Snyder as he appeared in South Park.

But now the organisation is turning the tables, reportedly suing five people who complained about the franchise name to the US Patent and Trademark Office, which resulted in the ‘Redskins’ trademark being cancelled, allowing anyone and anyone to freely use the team’s brand name and image.

The whole thing was parodied by South Park at the beginning of the season. This could be a real PR nightmare for the team, which is having a hard enough time stringing wins together, regardless of this off-field controversy.

GIANTS ARE WOEFUL, BUT LOOK AT ODELL

While they got spanked by the Colts, New York should be very excited by Odell Beckham Jnr.

The rookie has skills.

If he was in a more effective offense, it’s scary to think what they might achieve. Just check out his casually awesome warm-up routine before the game this week.

AUSSIES IN ACTION

What a game for Aussie Pittsburgh punter Brad Wing. Against the Baltimore Ravens, Wing muffed a hold for kicker Shaun Suisham, but thanks to some quick thinking, instead took the ball and threw for a two-point conversion.

Wing became the first Australian to throw points in the NFL. US football fans and media were stoked for the Steelers punter, despite him having a rocky season up until this point.

Meanwhile Aussie-born offensive guard David Yankey has been told by Minnesota coach that in order to make his debut in the NFL, “he’s got to get stronger”. But the big man isn’t in a hurry, and knows his time will come soon.

“I’ve just got to play better to prove to the coaches that I deserve to play,” Yankey told Twin Cities.

“But sometimes you’ve got to be patient.”

DOLPHINS’ CELEBRATION FAIL

Flag. Roughing the ref?

After Miami’s 37-0 thrashing of San Diego, Dolphins team members promptly went about dunking a bucket of ice water over coach Joe Philbin. Problem is, an innocent bystander - a referee no less - was also victim of the ice shower.

And he did not look happy about it.

FULL RESULTS WRAP OF THE WEEK’S NFL GAMES

SHOW ME THE MONEY

While Johnny Manziel is busy swearing at refs during Cavaliers games, and tweeting out his mate’s phone number, his fellow NFL rookie Mike Evans has stolen his infamous ‘money hands’ celebration.

The Tampa Bay wide receiver has gotten a whole lot more gametime than his Texas A & M college buddy who has been stuck as QB2 behind Brian Hoyer. Evans used Manziel’s trademark move after scoring a touchdown this week.

THE RETURN OF SANCHEZ?

When Philadelphia’s Nick Foles was injured halfway through the game against Houston, Mr ‘Butt Fumble’ himself, Mark Sanchez, was called on.

Surprisingly, he didn’t suck.

The former Jets quarterback threw for 202 yards and looked confident throughout, the highlight being a 52-yard bomb downfield. The Eagles went on to win the game 31-21 and take their record to 6-2 to top the NFC East standings. Foles has a broken collarbone, which means Sanchez will be the man for Philly for the next 6-8 weeks.

FANTASY WATCH

Wide receiver Mike Evans of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Wide receiver Mike Evans of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Mike Evans - If he was dropped in your league, snap him up immediately. The rookie out of Texas A & M is big-bodied nightmare for any defence, especially in the redzone.

Fred Jackson - The BIlls running back is another possible pickup off the waivers if he was dropped due to injury. But the evergreen veteran’s return is on the horizon and he will be walking into the lion’s share of the ground work when he does.

Martavis Bryant - Nobody knows why he wasn’t given a start by Pittsburgh until three weeks ago, but since he debuted, he’s tallied five touchdowns in three games and has shown no signs of slowing down. Could be a big win for owners this on the road to the playoffs.

Ryan Tannehill - The Miami quarterback has matured as a passer with underrated weapons around him. With more built-in running plays on the cards, his fantasy potential has been boosted.

Denver Broncos D - Look out for frustrated owners to dump the Broncos defensive unit after their defeat to New England. Next week they face Oakland, and you just know that’s easy points if they play to their potential.

VINCE LOMBARDI QUOTE OF THE WEEK

The ultimate NFL prize - the Vince Lombardi Trophy.
The ultimate NFL prize - the Vince Lombardi Trophy.

“Success demands singleness of purpose.”

This one goes out to Anthony Falsano who was one the ground when he collected a batted down Alex Smith throw, a yard out from the endzone, before desperately lunging in for a touchdown. Got to rate that hustle.

Originally published as NFL Blitz: Dallas Cowboys accidentally admit they suck ahead of trip to London

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