Match maker: Porn star LisaAnn sprays NHL player on Twitter

LET this be a lesson to us all: Don’t ask the porn star you used to date to play match maker.

LET this be a lesson to us all: Don’t ask the porn star you used to date to play match maker.

Michael Del Zotto had to be the courier for this universal message, and legendary porn star Lisa Ann had to be the (G-rated) teacher.

The adult films star, recently making headlines for possibly scoring with another athlete, turned her rage — and 749,000 followers — toward Del Zotto, a former Ranger. The current Flyer, apparently, has been bombarding Ann with requests to play cupid and set him up with women.

And in her own way, she does exactly that: “@MichaelDelZotto is looking for dates, lots of them!” she tweets at one point in her epic rant. But we’re not sure how many women will still be interested after Ann’s delightful Twitter-sode:

As you may imagine, I get some pretty random texts.. Takes a lot to annoy me, but some people strive at it..

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

The most annoying texter in the history of my life has been.., hands down @MichaelDelZotto ... Shocker right!

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

Yes, @MichaelDelZotto the STUD NHL player... For some reason he thinks I am a dating service and will arrange dates for him.

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

Strange, most guys want to date me, not use me to find other dates but OK..I have asked him for 2 years to stop.

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

Don't get mad. Been so busy with the season I haven't been out at all. Any chance you have met a sweetheart for me to actually hang out with

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

So girls,... Do me a favor... Just to do the kid the favor and get it out of my hands @MichaelDelZotto is looking for dates, lots of them!

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

Wait now.. Maybe today I should build a "dating profile" for @MichaelDelZotto here on Twitter. Girls who want to date him can follow him!

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

What specifics should we put on @MichaelDelZotto Dating Profile on twitter? I have never made a profile like this before, so.. hummmm

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

HA HA HA I have been #Blocked @MichaelDelZotto Blocked me.. I'm actually laughing out loud. hysterically.. Maybe he will leave me alone now!

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

short story... It all started about 2 years ago when I was hosting an event @MichaelDelZotto reached out to the promoter to meet me..

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

I looked him up, he was with the Rangers at the time, looked cute, I thought ok, Pro Athlete, he won't try to kill or rob me, so sure I will

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

Yes, when I am dating i Fear being killed or robbed, ok.. It is NOT a safe world & people are insane so I live in a strange fear.

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

So, we go on a date, its nice, hang out- yada yada yada... about a week later he started asking if could hook him up with girls on the road

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

I say NO... I say YO, you are a cute kid, you can pull tail, if not have your agent do it.. just don't ask me....

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

After 4 months of going to games and explaining that to him, I finally gave up.. so about a year goes by and we don't talk..

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

We reconnect and start talking and we get right back to this before we even had another date our selves.. I did warn him of this outcome

— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014

Originally published as Match maker: Porn star LisaAnn sprays NHL player on Twitter