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Michelle Cazzulino is a Sydney writer.

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate, actually
Opinion
Christmas

I’ve found my Christmas nemesis. It’s hate, actually

My raging, emphatic, unstinting hatred of the elf on our shelf is only getting worse.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino

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Go ahead, ban kids from social media, but please outlaw these grown-ups too

Go ahead, ban kids from social media, but please outlaw these grown-ups too

Curtail under-16s, by all means, but let’s not forget the adult Insta-imbeciles, LinkedIn humble braggarts, Twitter twits and the rest.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino
Albo can buy any beach house he likes, but it’s time to retire the council flat story

Albo can buy any beach house he likes, but it’s time to retire the council flat story

Some feedback from voter heartland: no one in his or her right mind thinks the PM retires to his cardboard lean-to and contemplates how to spend his last 10 bucks.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino
Definitive proof that the cost-of-living crisis has been overcooked
Opinion
Food

Definitive proof that the cost-of-living crisis has been overcooked

I’d queue to pay for many things, but nothing so crumby as this.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino
OK, Colesworth, here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

OK, Colesworth, here’s how to repay the $11,250,000 you swindled from me

Since I don’t have the staying power for the ACCC’s upcoming federal court battle with you, here’s what we’re going to do.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino
Hey Elon, assassination is hilarious, right? #duck!

Hey Elon, assassination is hilarious, right? #duck!

Perhaps it was overkill to use X to complain that “no one was even trying” to shoot Joe Biden or Kamala Harris.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino
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Why Larry the cat of 10 Downing Street wishes Starmer hadn’t won the election

Why Larry the cat of 10 Downing Street wishes Starmer hadn’t won the election

This all seems a gigantic first-world problem for Larry, who could be on the mean streets of Ohio getting eaten by Trump’s illegal immigrants.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino
Hats off to Melbourne for flushing Kyle and Jackie O down the toilet

Hats off to Melbourne for flushing Kyle and Jackie O down the toilet

The show’s response to its flagging Victorian ratings figures has been typically tasteful and classically understated.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino
That unexpected item in bagging area is you doing all the work for your supermarket

That unexpected item in bagging area is you doing all the work for your supermarket

From digital-trolley innovations to customer feedback machines, my grocers are becoming grosser by the day.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino
Online searches for ‘sex Olympics’ have hit the roof. I’m not surprised
Opinion
Olympics

Online searches for ‘sex Olympics’ have hit the roof. I’m not surprised

To the naked eye, the Paris Games are surely the raunchiest Olympics to date.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino
Some of Paris Games commentary has been an Olympic fail
Opinion
Olympics

Some of Paris Games commentary has been an Olympic fail

Much like the Olympic sports themselves, mastering the art of great commentary is not as simple as it seems.

  • by Michelle Cazzulino

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