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Danny Katz is a columnist for The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald. He writes the Modern Guru column in the Good Weekend magazine. He is also the author of the books Spit the Dummy, Dork Geek Jew and the Little Lunch series for kids.

Should I get my neighbour something for Christmas?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

Should I get my neighbour something for Christmas?

Maybe some shell-shaped chocolates or some failed home-made cookies, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz

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Every year, my close friends forget my birthday. Do I just accept it?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

Every year, my close friends forget my birthday. Do I just accept it?

Either be proactive or become a birthday non-acknowledger (like our Modern Guru).

  • by Danny Katz
How to stop your family from using your towel – forever
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

How to stop your family from using your towel – forever

A towel vault might work, suggests our Modern Guru – or simply let it fester.

  • by Danny Katz
An extramarital affair: Should we keep our wedding rings on?
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Good Weekend

An extramarital affair: Should we keep our wedding rings on?

These affairs tend to have two outcomes, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz
Hear my pain: Young lawyers at my office wear AirPods at their desk
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Good Weekend

Hear my pain: Young lawyers at my office wear AirPods at their desk

Maybe they’re expanding their knowledge with law-themed songs, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz
What’s your dishwasher stacking style: Dog’s breakfast or clean architectural lines?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

What’s your dishwasher stacking style: Dog’s breakfast or clean architectural lines?

Try this sparkling new personality test, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz
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How can I avoid my friend’s Trump-worshipping husband?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

How can I avoid my friend’s Trump-worshipping husband?

We’ve all got someone like this in our lives, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz
Do I really need to take my Wednesday pills on … Wednesday?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

Do I really need to take my Wednesday pills on … Wednesday?

If you try to rebel against the fine print on that pill packet, the need to follow the rules will fight back, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz
A mechanic rudely retuned my car radio. Should I try somewhere else?
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Good Weekend

A mechanic rudely retuned my car radio. Should I try somewhere else?

They all do it, writes our Modern Guru – and more besides.

  • by Danny Katz
A lesbian friend has asked me to donate sperm, but my new girlfriend’s not happy
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

A lesbian friend has asked me to donate sperm, but my new girlfriend’s not happy

While it’s a life-changing gift, there are long-term risks, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz
When people ask me to say ‘hi’, it makes me want to go low
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Good Weekend

When people ask me to say ‘hi’, it makes me want to go low

The third-party “hi” should be stamped out, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz

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