For all that's been written about Big Un since this newspaper uncovered that its cash flow wasn't indicative of sales to customers, it's worth remembering that shareholders in the now-suspended company – most of whom have admittedly written off the investment – haven't actually seen a set of audited results for almost a year.

Now, the company insists they should finally get their hands on the half-year results (that is, the ones to December 31) in the next few days. Though we're not holding our breath.