Back in July 2019, this column committed a highly embarrassing faux pas by falsely accusing Spotlight billionaires Morry Fraid and Zac Fried of purchasing a new Gulfstream 650ER jet.

The plane in question, it turned out, was actually bought by fellow Melbourne Rich Lister Jonathan Munz, freshly sold out of plumbing group Reliance Worldwide. Hey, Essendon Airport is so cosy it’s hard to tell one “smoker” from the next.