ASX suspension? What ASX suspension?! Yellow Brick Road's Mark Bouris has spent the week since the business failed to lodge first-half accounts doing what he does best. That is, self-promotion.

It's why they pay him so much, after all. The SME guru's Twitter feed has been incessantly urging small businesses to "join the movement". That is, his Mentored business, subscriptions for which start at $19 a month. His company's woes increasing all the while the ex-Celebrity Apprentice host preaches business advice, we can't help bearing comparison to the fire and brimstone televangelist barnstorming the southern towns where his mistresses happen to live. Do as I say, not as I do.