A year on from the start of the coronavirus pandemic, it’s clear one of the side effects is mass hysteria. And not even the rollout of the vaccine has conferred any sort of immunity.

Last week, a doctor working for Healthcare Australia failed to do his training, then stuffed up the instructions on the multi-dose vaccine vial, administering a wasteful but entirely non-harmful dose to two elderly patients (in an error so foreseeable the vaccine’s creators tested for it).