Mere days since Gerry Harvey roared that “the super funds are not properly looking after our money” because “they want me to forget all about the profit and tick all the [corporate governance] boxes”, where are the leaders of our $3 trillion superannuation industry? At the United Nations Principles of Responsible Investing conference. In Paris!

Look, what is the point of throwing on the Pal Zileri each morning and driving the Carrera in late to yell at the research team if not for the quarterly, all expenses paid business trip to a major culinary and luxury goods nerve centre in Europe or North America? I mean, hello?! You can’t very well monogram your Goyard at the Supacenta.