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Woman’s hilarious pros and cons dating list goes viral

A woman has social media users “in tears” over the pros and cons list she made for the man she is dating – for one insane reason.

Leanne Hall and The Sun
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April 15, 2022 - 10:55AM
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We’ve all been there, unsure whether you want to continue dating someone so making a list of their pros and cons.

But one woman has had the internet in hysterics with the list she made for the man she is dating, The Sun reports, with one detail in particular leaving social media users “in tears”.

Posted to Twitter by the woman’s friend, Isobella, the list has gone viral with more than 150,000 likes.

“Absolutely begging everyone to read this pros an [sic] cons list my mate has come up with for a lad she’s speaking to cos I’m losing my over it I’m in tears,” she wrote, alongside a picture of the list.

“She’s gonna kill me when she sees how many people have liked this.”

While her date has some great qualities, such as being “hench” (meaning he’s “strong, fit and has well-developed muscles”), “passionate about work” and has a “fit accent”, he also had some far less desirable traits.

Those included “not drinking”, having a “strict gym/diet regime” and a “tongue piercing”.

Shockingly, the worst of the traits wasn’t the one that popped into her brain first – coming in at number five on the cons list, with the woman casually noting that he’d been “arrested for kidnap”.

Twitter users were stunned by the revelation and found it hilarious she wasn’t more concerned about this “con”.

“Arrested for kidnap only the 5th con that came to her,” one wrote.

“Just casual kidnap and that appaz!” another joked.

“Arrested for kidnap...deffo [sic] a keeper!!” commented a third.

But the cons list didn’t end there: she also noted he “lives in squalor” and had “fallen in love quickly (with me)”.

Social media users were stunned, though, that she was still deliberating whether to date after he had been arrested for kidnapping.

“I can’t believe the list carried on after ‘arrested for kidnap’, that would been the final straw for the like,” one said.

“I can’t give feedback till I see what’s blocked out,” added another, to which a separate person replied: “I mean if the arrested for kidnap bit isn’t blacked out god knows what has been redacted.”

Isobella, the woman’s friend, responded however that “the newest additions are even funnier” than the blacked out ones – which she joked “would literally get [me] taken in for questioning if anyone saw them”.

“Each individual thing off the con list outweighs any of the pro,” she added.

We hope that Isobella is able to sit down with her friend and state that regardless of how “hench” he is, she should...definitely not see him again.

This article originally appeared on The Sun and was reproduced with permission

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